Sexy Mature Torrie

The Art (and Reward) of:
How To EAT PUSSY!

This month Miss Landers will touch on (and hopefully get “licked” on…hehe) how to eat that beautiful little box…better known as the PUSSY!

Personally speaking, Miss Landers LOVES to have her box eaten…properly.  Yes, my babies it is an art form and you MUST know what you’re doing.  Trust Miss Landers…you don’t want to look like an amateur when you get that hot, wet babe in your bed and you’re fumbling all over yourself with no idea what to do!

The reality of the matter is that anyone can just get down there and start licking; however, unless you enjoy it, enjoy your partner, and know what you’re doing…both of you may not get the end result you were hoping for.  And believe me, when a woman finds a man who can eat a pussy like a pro…you can bet your sweet little ass she is not going to kick you to the curb anytime soon!  So sit back, relax, and listen closely babies, as this month’s lesson is going to be hot indeed!

Eating pussy, or cunnilingus as it is properly referred to, is the art of oral sex which involves mouth contact with the pussy (or vagina).   Cunnilingus is as much appreciated by women as fellatio is by men.  The key to beginning with an inexperienced partner and with little of your own is to make it plain to her if she hasn’t managed fellatio yet, that you are doing this for her, and it is not some form of blackmail or reciprocally implied agreement that you get to come in her mouth or something. Give it time. Some, anyway. If you have found or are now finding the smell of a woman’s pussy to be as intoxicating and, surprisingly so as most men feel when they try cunnilingus, then you should have no trouble! We are so clearly evolved to do that, that many men find it every bit as stimulating as intercourse!

Look at her, look at her pussy.  Give her your undivided attention.  Explore her body without diving right into the “goods!”  Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see!  Ahhh…what a gorgeous sight it is indeed!

Be verbal.  Women love to hear men talk to them during sex (oral or otherwise).  Tell her that you REALLY want her to tell you what feels the best ALL the time, and that you CRAVE hearing her tell you, even if she is demanding and particular. Tell her that it arouses you to hear her directing you and that it delights you to be directed by her to satisfy her! Tell her that even if she became shrill and maniacally demanding that it would make her needs all the more endearing to you! GET HER TO TALK!!! This is sometimes hard, both because women are taught to be less revealing of their desires, and she may feel “un-ladylike, even if she would wince at that expression! Assure her that you find her sexual demands to be the MOST ladylike and alluring that she could be! 

And then get her into a position that is comfortable.  Not just comfortable for you…ohno my babies…make sure SHE is comfortable too!  She may wish at first to recline to relax and concentrate. Get between her legs and do what she wishes. Place her hands on the sides of your head and bid her direct you where she pleases. Most typically a woman who is new will not know what she likes, and a little knowledge on your part is good. After all, she likely has never had an animated vibrator before who she has to direct.

Tease her!  Oh yes, my horny little men…women love it, even more so than men do!  Tease her inner thigh (mmm…yes, right there!).  Believe it or not, that is one of THE most sensitive spots!  Lick and kiss around her pussy, careful not to go there just yet.  Contrary to popular belief, women must be aroused in order to enjoy themselves…yes, I know babies, this takes time.  However, it is time well spent no?  Kiss her, kiss her breasts…use your tongue to draw a “map” on her and above all…make her feel wanted!

There are a few basic patterns to use with your mouth and tongue, and a couple simple things to know. First, tease her clitoris and upper labia where they meet her clit with your tongue. Some like this side to side or from beneath the inner labia and clitoris. Some like an all over randomly walking tongue to stroke them in every direction to start with, and don’t exert much pressure unless you feel her pulling your head tighter against her, and she may pull QUITE HARD as she discovers her pleasure and then encourage her to tell you at each stage, as it does change from non-arousal to arousal to orgasm, where to be and what to do! Commonly women often express that men seem not to lick under the clit and inner labia enough and spend to much time directly on the two sides of the helmet of the clitoris, and this simply makes them feel numb after a while. So both vary your pressure and your direction of approach with strokes of your tongue. Also, many women complain that men use a pointed tongue across back and forth, when they would like the tongue to be broad and softened and flattened and brought up from beneath. Some women like to have the clitoris and surrounding labia and clitoral hood to be sucked gently and licked while being sucked and they will readily come to orgasm. Others with more spread out genital features may find that too much, and they will need less pressure, not much sucking at all till the end, and the flatter tongue licking up their clitoris from beneath it. In all respects take their word for it, or you may be there all day.

Tongue-fucking!  That’s right babies!  Tongue-fuck her too…mmm..yes!  Just like that!  A little tongue-fucking will go a long way into making her want you back on her clitty and begging for an orgasm!  

Follow her instructions that will give her an orgasm and listen to her! It is often felt good by her to have your nose into the entrance of her vagina while licking her from “below” that with your flattened tongue and maintaining some suction on her inner labia. Then when she is just beyond the height of orgasm, at the point where she begins relaxing, tell her to bear down and grunt and insert your tongue into her vagina as far as it will go and lick stiffly all about and massage the the first few inches of her vagina while sucking quite hard as well upon the whole of her anatomy of the inner labia with broadened lips! 

Do always keep your teeth off her, as we don’t like teeth either! During this orgasm and immediately following the bulk of her coming, if she can bear down and push, you may even get a lick at her cervix. She should react more and more to this the more she does it. And, with the Kegel exercises that she can do, trying to do the both things together will likely press her over an “edge” that she didn’t know was there, and she may find herself experiencing a powerful contraction of her whole insides which is another type of orgasm completely, and which she will be VERY pleasantly surprised by, a vaginal orgasm, which is different in character from a clitoral orgasm, and even more draining and satisfying. You may be asked to continue this maneuver for some time, depending on how much she is getting out of it!

 

As Miss Landers has stressed time and time again my hot, horny studs…USE YOUR IMAGINATION!  The more you know and the more you are willing to do, the more fun both of you will have!  

Now I’m sure all you strong, sexy, naughty little boys will be working hard on this month’s assignment…I would expect nothing less.  Now get busy boys and get started on your naughty Homework!  Be prepared as Miss Landers will certainly test you at the end of the month!  

Class Dismissed…and I expect a FULL report on how many multiple orgasms you were able to provide by your imaginative pussy eating techniques (be sure to give Miss Landers ALL the juicy details!).  It MUST be no less that 500 words, on my desk…yes babies…and make sure to bring a banana (ooooh yes!)…by FRIDAY!  

Miss Landers is getting HOT just thinking about all the fun you little bees are going to have!