Sexy Mature Torrie

Question: How do you get an american to eat a turd?
Answer: Dip it in chocolate and say it has no calories

You all know that I have my own personal solo granny site, its all about me!  I love having you guys over to check out my old curves.  Today I want you to check out my banners! 

 

 

What do you think?  
They definately don’t give me or my site justice, but once inside everyone
will be having a good time and cumming like mad! 
See you there!

Tt

 

 

 If your good I’ll post a pic of me getting a bit dizzy later on this week! 
Until then I have to go nurse my headache from the bubbly last nite!

Tt
my personal site  Torrie

I think I made the very Naughty List this year! 
I hope Santa cums to tell me about it in person!

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up your skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

And the No. 1 Christmas phrase that sounds dirty but isn’t:

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

What are you thankful for? !

You should start thinking about that and counting what blessings you have to be thankful for. You know that holiday is just around the corner, and its a great time to stuff our tummies and remember what we are thankful for. I know I’m thankful for all the hot babes that I can find on a budget. Did you know that 2dollar mature is full of mature ladies that only cost you $2.00 a month to enjoy! Check out 2dollar Mature today!

 

 

Little Johnny was staying with his granny for a few days.
He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Granny, what’s that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
She was a little taken, but she decided to just tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse, darling”.
Little Johnny just said, “Oh, OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Granny, it isn’t called sexual intercourse.
It’s called “Bunk Beds”. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.”

The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You got let your rosebuds show!” and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting here with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate…

The grandmother says, “Loosen up, Sweet. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets.”

Yes, its a shameless plug for my own private site…so go visit me damnit!